Pretty: [adj] pleasing by delicacy or grace


Beautiful: [adj] aesthetically pleasing


Gorgeous: [adj] dazzlingly beautiful




you're easily more than any of the above.

Tryna catch me in my underwear!

Hello Gorgeous (:

Friday was rather uneventful other than attending the postponed Sports Heats. I lost the Javelin event but I made a few friends. So I guess it was a rather good trade? Heh. Euphe was sweet to walk me to the bus stop, so instead of just giving her verbal recognition, I think I should post some of her photos to let people admire her sheer beauty.





Geek on woman!

It was raining elephants and monkeys hence sports heats were cancelled. Well, Euphe was bored.







And a lousy attempt to capture ugly Devana.






Something extra here. Series of Michelle convulsing in laughter on the bus. The poor degree of sharpness will tell you how hard she was actually laughing (or maybe my phone cam just isn't good enough).

I just scratched my arm on a rusty edge. I'm gonna die. Yayyy.

Went to visit Haowie today at NUH. He's down with Dengue fever and he looks like a red lobster (Laura). I tried persuading the guys to walk by the mortuary but those humji kias refused ):

Well, I'm just being curious.


Michelle's mom was sweet to give us a ride home and she has this really interesting ideology that a F shouldn't even pay a SINGLE CENT when she's out with a M. No wonder her husband's a Director.


Tomorrow's the Finals for Shotput/Discus/Javelin. You should see me throw the Javelin. Last year when I took part in it, I bursted out in laughter even before the Javelin left my hand. I don't know, I just find the series of action quite dumb. :D


At the beginning.

She said that I look like Mogu when I'm mad. I thought Mogu doesn't have a face? Heh.


Sometimes we tend to read too much into insignificant matters and make a mountain out of a mole hill. Well it is very true that every one has their own set of values and principles to live by, but in my point of view, our loved ones should always be in priority instead of ourselves. Sometimes we may accidentally hurt or inflict pain onto the ones we love so dearly, but shouldn't the important thing be admitting to our mistakes and try to make amendments instead of turning into a violent beast? Growls.


No no no, I ain't referring to you, you over-bloody-sensitive paranoid schizophrenic stalking psycho.

CIP day at BirdPark.
But I'd rather call it Wash-Drain Day.

Talk about so-near-yet-so-far. Ever seen a cheese pie in church? Doesn't the overflowing cheese just make you salivate like a giraffe? Heh. Because I can see all the beauty that she can't see in you. It reminds me of the Avril sk8terboy song. And yes, you can sing. But don't ever waste money to join SI okay? Keep the "if you were to go" just for me.


And you're the 9th World Wonder
(because KingKong took the 8th.)


I'll melt in your mouth girl, not your hand.

And I shall officially name today THE SUAYIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. Wooh, so ah lian :D
Not only did I get rejected for blood donation (because my iron level was NORMAL but not ENOUGH for donation (and I bet pigeon-head was really happy about it)), Charlene sneaked up behind me and sprayed her scent all over my back (and for the rest of the day I smelled like a total GAY), Gayboy splashed water+saliva at me with his bottle and Samantha generously shared her after-hand-wash water with my face. I DON'T LIKE TODAY. But I know I'll like TU-MOR-LOW because PE's cancelled and we are celebrating International Friendship Day. :D TU-MOR-LOW's the day I'll take a break from mocking people. But I don't think I will. HAHA.


I've picked up a new hobby with Revathi this afternoon during break. We were so bored that we actually went to random blogs and tagged stupid comments. But I totally think that they deserve it because they can't even type or construct sentences properly. If this is the standard that youths of Singapore are having now, I wouldn't wanna imagine how things will be a decade down the road. Well, I will check back those blogs when I'm free :D


Pucker up Precious.

I lazy to edit. So I deleted the whole entry. :D


It's a no no to speak like a Filipino.

I've shower curtains in my toilet, and my bed doesn't reek of youknowwhat, so I think you should come stay over one day (:


I like to hear stories about IMH patients, I wonder when's the WHOOP-ASS MACHINE gonna tell us some again.


And oh, about breakfast in bed pigeon head? I promise I'll ring your sexy maid with white duster soon. PROMISE.


Can I whine about the exam I've tomorrow?
(WAH LAO AYE, 5 ERRORS THAT ARE EACH AN ENTIRE PAGE LONG TO MEMORISE. MOE THINK WE WHAT? PHOTOCOPY MACHINE IS IT? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST REFER TO MODEL ANSWERS, THAT'S WHAT WE COPY DOWN ANYWAY. CAN'T EVEN SPEND THE WEEKENDS PROPERLY TO RELAX. WEEKENDS ALSO MUST GIVE HOMEWORK. THEN GOT EXAMS ON MONDAY. URGH, EAT SHIT.)


Okay, I need to go study now. ):

But in my heart you'll always be everything and more to me

Cause it's just not enough.

/Tell me you will says:

aiyah cannot say. too porno for you.

J- says:
i m PORN myself.

HA HA HA

She was just twenty, blooming with the perfection of a flower that had been cultivated for a flower show, her eyes brimming with calm self-confidence. I could still remember how entrancing she had been in her mesmeric thou simple attire; so enticingly graceful in a slender, reined-in, precise way; her shining dark brown hair falling in absolute disciplined waves to her shoulders, her smiling lips a perfect shade of pink that made all the other girls look overly made-up. Yes, she had knocked the daylights out of me with her sophistication, a unique brand of polished poise, an unmistakable stamp of class, for want of a better word, than I had even seen in any of the girls I have ever dated.


Her(:

Don't they always preach about how special and different each and every one of us are? THEN EXPLAIN THE 33 KAYSONs AND THE 5013 KAYs ON FRIENDSTER.


Have you done your 10 minute Mozzie Wipeout today yet?
Okay, just being random.


KORKOR HAS A CRASH (note: crAsh) ON MF.


If you crash her, you will crush her.
-nods


My beloved korkor, don't you worry about getting a date this Thursday. I'll make sure you get one even though it means I'll have to call a CERTAIN SOMEONE and DATE HER out for you. You're all worth the effort. HAHA.

Reading her blog was like reading novel extracts. Ooh, feel the overwhelming sense of nostalgia.

I think I saw "sensual dance moves". Isn't that kinda familiar? I think it's something about being naughty, I think. Bubble tea anyone?

We've promised to blog about nonsensical stuff, and I'm having planeloads of fun.

So, any farther questions? I think I've asked that for million of time. Yes, pigeon-head, I likes you many.

Wouldn't it be nice if I were to be stalked? Well this idea sounds pretty interesting doesn't it! Like, someone's always on the look out for you, notices the things you do, the places you have been and EVEN THE THINGS YOU BLOGGED ABOUT.
HO HO HO.

Well, actually I'm supposed to be showering with homework now and then have study and school for breakfast tomorrow. Don't get what I'm trying to say? Of course you won't, this is a secret between the pigeon-heads at the void-deck and myself. Oh yes, all HDB people are crazy and LC (but so are you).

I'm having gastric pains and I'm going to have some school now.

BYEBYE CARROT CUBE.

I guess there's really a problem with me because every time something bad happens or screws up, I'm the one who gets moxed. I suppose any explanation from my part would be deemed redundant since you've already concluded me as a liar.


And you, I hope you're glad that things turned out this ugly. You could have been frank about disliking me and liking mf. That would be so much easier because I will no longer need to conceal my dislike for you. I admit that I've been blind on my part because for these 2 years that you've been with korkor, I've always treated you like a trust-worthy friend. Despite you having the history of betraying your promises, I was still frank to you because I thought you're someone I could share secrets with. Apparently, I thought too highly of you.
Reliable for you, my dear, is an overstatement.



And ra, if you're reading this, I just wanna thank you for being there to give advices and statements AND questions. I guess there's no one out that who understands my feelings more than you do. You've been a great encouragement. (:




Don't you just dig the dilemma?

And no, you should not teach pigeon-head to ignore nut case. I'll mox your face for that.

HO HO HO.

Check out Taurus for today:

Quickie:
Each day you stay positive is putting you another step closer to happiness.

Overview:
You've got a master plan, but in order to pull it off, you have to be willing to improvise and compromise when circumstances don't quite meet your ideals. Ensure success by being loose and flexible.


I SO TOTALLY GET ITS MEANING.
DO YOU?

You should read about tomorrow's, it just keeps getting better.

It feels like I exist for you, for this moment.

The next time i shall drink until i'm so drunk that i can puke on korkor's gf's legs.
HO HO HO.
spot the carrot cubes baby!


you got it going on.

Pigeon head, pregnancy test kit, messy hair, exposed boxers, poking armpits, make-up kits and nose bleeding, that's prolly the best one's day can have. I shan't talk much here because she'll end up asking me to tell her the content over the phone. If you wanna know more about yesterday, please kindly contact my mobile blog, pigeon head. However, if you wanna ask about the usage of pregnancy kit, you can forget it. She'll prolly ask you to just pee on the thing.

Next! Tan Ah Leong!

If anything felt this real, it is now.

Received some devastating news from baxboh yesterday about 2 of my closest friends. Well, I should have seen it coming. I wish I could lend korkor my shoulders to lean on; besides, she was always there during many of my lowest points in life. However, given her ego and obstinate character, I've every reason to believe that she's going to reject my sincere offer. I have no idea who's on the losing end here, but I do know that neither of them is having a great time handling this issue. I wouldn't deny that having some time, and taking a breather from a choking relationship would be somehow beneficial, but I believe that there's always a limit to anything and everything. Well, I guess that's all that I can do as an outsider. Kor, if you are reading this (which I think you would most prolly wouldn't be), I want you to know that "BAD KAYSON" is here for you.

Michelle is a glutton because she said "I can help you eat your bread" (right after she finished her bread and milo). I love nai-ru-tou because she makes my day with her silly reactions and comments. I think I scared xiao ling away with my perverted grin. Isn't xiao ling the answer that cysl is looking for? Hmm :D


Over-rated.

When what i love, meets what i hate.

April's Fool's all about broken chins and hospitals near Bishan, taking curiosity and concern for a coaster's ride. Time to ignore any pressures to buy, sign or decide. It's not the time to buy, sign or decide; it's a time to dart into the space between two cute buildings on my way somewhere else and notice the flowerboxes and moss and birds along electrical wires. It's a time to, well, waste time.

I pine for the rudimentary streets along the iron-nourished soils of Bintan, where fairly thick electrical wires slack between tall and unsteady electrical poles. Dearth of traffic lights and road signals are spotted everywhere on the roads of that island, even so for trash bins. Despite the messy building organization, within them lies the hearts of innocence. The beauty of the people is beyond words.

you're pure desire.