A tribute to detailed (very) bloggers.


today i climb 23 steps exactly before i reached my work place. but at the 12th step i took a double step because i really felt like it. so i skipped step 13th and onto step 14th. then at the 20th step just before i reached the last 3 steps, i drop my 1 cent coin and it fell until the 4th step. so i jump from step 20 to step 14 to step 9 then to step 2 to take my 1cent coin. by the time i reach my work place i'm already varlie varlie tired because i step here step there then just before i step into my desk, i see a piece of paper drop from the photocopy machine then i had to walk 8 steps to pick it up because it is my duty in the office, hello, i am the pantry woman and i clear all the office people's dustbin and wipe their tables and chairs and mugs and pencil holders, and keyboard and mouse and cpu and monitors and pens and files. then when i finally pick up the piece of stupid paper that dropped from the 4th copymachine from the door of the photocopying room, my partner aka pantry woman number 2 came in and ask me to make coffee for the guy sitting 34seats away from the manager's room. so i made coffee for him lor. i put 3.2434 scoops of coffee powder and 2.23453grams of sweeterner. i hope he likes it that way because that is how i make coffee for my ah ma on every sunday of the 3rd week of the month exactly on 1535 hours. then after i make coffee for the guy sitting 34 seats away from the manager's office, i went to clear the dustbins of joanne, michael, sally, lily, barley, chryssenthemum, may, june, april, november and january. so when i walk walk back to my office (pantry), i saw my another partner aka pantry woman number 3 then she tell me that the woman with 2 eyes and a mouth working on the 74th storey of the office have 2 eyes and a mouth. i was so shock to hear what she say to me about the woman having 2 eyes and a mouth. i think she should go to Carlsberg or isit Heineken or isit Guiness world book of records to let people know that she has 2 eyes and a mouth. my working day today is so boring because nothing happened and i've nothing to blog about to tell all my readers about my work day in my office. i'm sad and i think i am fat so i'm going to put 1.4523 grams less sweeterner the next time i make coffee for myself. i am going to bathe liao. byebye peeepzzz.


The above spelling and grammatical errors are intended for better reading pleasure.

the words you say, take me away.

Life's too hectic, too intense. Pressure's too overwhelming, too underrated. Too many things in life we've over-looked in our prehensile ascend of the corporate ladder. I'm so very grateful that life didn't impair me visually and/or emotionally from the beauty that shines ever so brightly beneath your skin. I thank the Lord(s) above every night that I'm blessed with this ability to see what others not see in you. There are times when words are of mere redundancy, we should live for the moment and enjoy the best that life has to offer.


So lets just fuck and get fucked, appreciate and be appreciated.


In case you're having undesirable thoughts about doing the above mentioned with my love, it is with deep regret to inform you that she is patented under my name and she will not fuck anyone else except of course, yours truly.

I think eating corn is the most de-stressing and healthiest activity. No wonder I do that whenever stress catches up on me. I'm going to need a lot of corn because I'm going into my last lap of race towards my major exams and I hereby apologise in advance for any negligence on my part towards all my friends and family, especially my HLF and youknowwho.


Love ain't like studies, I can't study for you and know that I will do well in our relationship. I've made so many careless mistakes along the way and I'm losing marks unknowningly. Time is not on my side, and it's almost time for me to hand in my scripts soon. There're certain questions that I didn't complete because I've no idea how to. And I know revising after the paper is totally stupid. So what I chose to do was to concentrate on answering questions that I know, and making sure that I get full points for them. I think I did, and I really hope that it is sufficient for me to score well.


Money can't buy you the happiness I can give.

Millennia Year 3 Graduation Appreciation Tea @ The Legends Fort Canning.

Have you ever wondered what can two people with no mouth, no ears, no nose, no boobs, no legs do?

As I was walking past the dining table to my room, I happened to catch my brother studying for his Chinese spelling that he is having later on in school. I took a glance at the words that he is being tested on, and I saw this phrase in Chinese : Xiao Mie Di Ren (destroy the enemy). I'm not sure about you, but I definitely spotted the contradiction and irony. Here we are, preaching about the importance of racial harmony, peace and whatnot to our younger generations and there my brother has in his spelling list, "destroy the enemy"? It starts to make sense now why we are progressing into a more violent society because the education system has taught us since young to eliminate any resistance that we are going to face in the future. Why not "spare the enemy" or "make peace with the enemy"? Why not "love my neighbours" or "be nice to animals"? Then again, if I were to undertake the task of coming up with spelling words for adolescents, either we see a significant boom in the Gay population in the next 5 years or the Tourism Board will see a sharp rise at the number of visits due to the flooding of homosexuals to Singapore for homosexual marriages. Pardon my biasness, for I'm gay, and proud to be.


On a happier note, I passed my General Paper with the 3rd highest score in class. So you can conclude that either my command of English has improved, or that the standard of English of my class simply stinks.

About Lies, Lies and more Lies.

Doesn't it occur to people that if they were to spin a lie, sooner or later, it is going to knock on their doors and haunt them? Yes, I am a believer of Karma, and surely what goes around, comes around. It's just a matter of time isn't it? I can't weigh which is worse, 1) confessing to the lies and muster your courage to deal with the dire consequences or 2) have your lies exposed right before you and sacrifice your friendship/relationship. Definitely, 2 is not an option for me. Those who have been there and done that would tell you straight that coming clean is the best policy in such situations. But well, this is just my two cents worth.

What is best of one to do when one's faith and beliefs are put to the test? Just how far can the element of doubt cause you to deviate from what you have been holding close to your heart? How much can one sacrifice for the sake of unrequited love before one actually realizes that enough is never enough? How much do I have to love before you reciprocate? And how much pain must I take before I realize that you are nothing but just a mirage of my constant yearning?

I don't know, you tell me.


I cushion your pain, but what about mine?

If you're someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut, shame on you.



It's prelims week and I'm somewhat happy to be studying for it. Sat for a total of 5 and a half hours of paper today, but miraculously, I had fun with them. Bs might not be within my capabilty for now, but it's a promise that I will try.


I dare you to want me. (neh ni neh ni boo boo!)

Lobsters, butterflies, panadols and me.

I'm pretty much a wreck now because I haven't had the chance to sleep for the entire day, except from dozing off a couple of times during the journey home. However, Korkor decided to be sweet and OEI! me, so in the end I couldn't sleep. PLOSER! (spelling error intended). The day has been rather packed and tiring, and I (p)swear I'm typing this as lethargically as you can imagine. This will be the first and last time that I pack late nights out, studying and having lunch with her together. Nevertheless, it was all worthwhile (:

I saved a new word in my phone's dictionary. Hurhur.


She said it's okay to be vulnerable.

If you ask me, I think you are a pretty useless girlfriend (:

Deviant behaviours, infatuations and putting friendships to the test.


Things have gotten pretty much complicated lately, perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. No doubt I'm warmed by the newfound friendships (and relationships), I'm perturbed by the complications as well. The ability to behave appropriately as the situation requires of you, would be the key to survival. It definitely baffles me when some people are incapable to live up to such minor expectations and choose to behave like the entire universe is going against them when the fact is that they are the ones swimming against the tide. Catch my drift?


Should I be joyous that my buddy has finally found a new motivation in existence or be dismayed by the risk of the demise of a friendship that has ridden through countless storms and tides? Why is having the best of both worlds not an option in this case? I guess time will attest.


What's holding me back? My last credit card bill.

I never knew I had the "liaozz, lolxx, worzz" face until just yesterday that this cruel fact was made known to me. Well, I would say that it is really disappointing and heart wrenching as I've spent nearly 3 years of my youth countering such practises amongst my beloved and even accquaintances. I want to go for plastic surgery ): NOW!

I haven't had any food for my digestive juices to work on for 18 hours already and now they are rioting against my gut walls. Diet plans hurray !

KTV was unbelievable with Huiwen, Kel, Cheryl, Korkor, SH, Loraine and her imaginery friend. The usual suspects and a few new ones. We paid money to hear Korkor sing and forcing Sally (the imaginery friend) to tell the waitress at the KTV that she's gorgeous. Everyone went home with something special (especially Korkor). I'm pretty sure all of us can't wait for the next outting (:

Sotongs are the latest vogue. Buy yours at the nearest wet market near you. NOW!